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Some popular proverbs

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. there is always a path of least resistance. is worth two in the hand. look before you leap. make sure no one's looking.

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink. and the whole world smiles with you. until the cows come home. if you look it in the mouth. but why bother?

Don't count your chickens before they hatch. if you put your eggs all in one basket. - just count the number of legs and divide by two. -ask the rooster to do it instead. more than once a week.

Winners never cheat and cheaters never win. before they hatch. until hell freezes over. when someone's looking. - they simply lie and steal.

Children should be seen , not heard. unless they're really ugly. only through steel cages and wire fencing.

Too many cooks spoil the broth. are wrongly proud of their tuna casserole. nowadays use ready-made stock instead of making their own.

Laughter is the best medicine. a hill of beans. often very innapropriate during sex.